If you’re cold they’re cold set them on fire shirt

 Solving the Cold Problem, One Match at a Time (Maybe Don’t Actually Do This).

Ever feel that intense empathy for inanimate objects? Like, when your furniture looks a little chilly? Then the “If you’re cold they’re cold set them on fire shirt” might just be speaking your language… in a very, very literal and highly inadvisable way. This shirt is a glorious explosion of dark humor, a tongue-in-cheek (and please, we cannot stress this enough, fictional) solution to the universal problem of things being cold. Wear it and watch as people do a double-take, trying to decipher if you’re a misunderstood philanthropist for chilly possessions or just have a spectacularly twisted sense of humor.

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Extreme Home Makeover: Warm Edition (Again, Do Not Try This At Home).

This shirt takes the whole “treat others as you’d like to be treated” mantra to a whole new level of absurdity. Feeling a draft? Is your favorite lamp looking a little blue? This tee offers a… decisive solution. It’s a playful (and again, purely hypothetical!) take on extreme measures, a reminder that sometimes our brains come up with truly wild ways to solve even the simplest problems. Wear it and be prepared to explain that no, you don’t actually go around setting cold things ablaze, but the thought is certainly… warming.

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Wear Your Wildest (and Warmest?) Thoughts: A Shirt That’s Fire (Figuratively!).

So, if you’ve ever had a truly bizarre thought pop into your head and wished you could wear it on a shirt, this might just be the one. It’s a funny, edgy, and undeniably memorable way to express a sentiment that’s both completely illogical and strangely relatable on a purely comedic level. Wear it with a knowing smirk and a disclaimer that you are, in fact, a responsible adult who understands the dangers of actual arson. After all, some ideas are best kept on a t-shirt, not put into practice.

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